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If I were a…
If I were a month, I’d be July
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Saturday
If I were a time of day, I’d be evening
If I were a planet, I’d be Pluto
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a dolphin
If I were a direction, I’d be straight forward
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a bed
If I were a liquid, I’d be bearnaisesås
If I were a gemstone, I’d be the one in Titanic
If I were a tree, I’d be an oak
If I were a tool, I’d be a chainsaw
If I were a flower, I’d be of a marguerite
If I were a kind of weather, I’d make it sunny
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a harp
If I were a color, I’d be pink
If I were an emotion, I’d be hopeful
If I were a fruit, I’d be a watermelon
If I were a sound, I’d be the loud one
If I were an element, I’d be earth
If I were a car, I’d be a Lamborghini
If I were a food, I’d be lasagna
If I were a place, I’d be Mykonos
If I were a material, I’d be silk
If I were a taste, I’d be sweet
If I were a scent, I’d be the white Calvin Klein
If I were an object, I’d be speakers
If I were a body part, I’d be a heart
If I were a facial expression, I’d be :)
If I were a song, I’d be Hate that I love you- Rihanna+Ne-yo
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be the highest ones
